soccer momming

sapphia:

lornacrowley:

the grinch was sexy BEFORE he was played by benedict cumberbatch. if you only want to fuck the grinch because he might be played by benedict cumberbatch then DONT act like a real grinch fan when some of us have died for this. fuck you

this is the worst way i could have found out they’re making a grinch who stole christmas remake

(via incomparablyme)

clairidryl:

When u die, the Watchmojo lady narrates thw top 10 moments of your life as they flash before your eyes

(via slightmood)

stats:

drkshdwbnch:

drkshdwbnch:

stats:

snirts:

stats:

just bought this tapeworm from etsy!

where are you gonna keep it

:)

is it inside you?

please respond

h

(via earthdad)

biff-donderglutes:

nights-in-white-satin:

Fellas we gotta stop payin taxes

Fellas is it gay to give a man you never met 15% of your income

(via mrstealyosketchers)

mydeddyalabama:

kevin rudolf: *releases let it rock ft lil wayne*

everyone in 2008:

(via officialwhitegirls)

mikelwson:

me at the beginning of “American Vandal”:

😂😂😂😂😂😂

me at the end of “American Vandal”:

fruitsgood:

sweetbabyraysgourmetsauces:

sweetbabyraysgourmetsauces:

Modern Christian renditions of Jesus are really funny, because he’s supposed to be like supernaturally beautiful but they’re not actually willing to depict him like that because they need to make sure everything is as untempting and as unsexual as possible.

i don’t know what you’re talking about because he is so fucking hot

(via tamagotchi)